Crystal

T-Scripts

Searching for rare wisecracks, I found some which were saucy enough to produce a smile…

"I didn’t say you are UGLY

But I am thinking so"

-I looked at the delivery guy wearing the shirt but he moved away before I could dare him to think twice. 



                                      

         An old man, rather a dilapidated mass of bones rattling at every joint was enjoying his slurpy. Above his white pocket ran the red letters, “Reliable parts”

-Yeah, right! 

        Mother of four, twins in a stroller and two just out of it, boarded the sky train. Across her chest ran the strong words, “Half Iron” 
-I bet.............Happy Mothering.